News Headline: “Michael Cohen postpones House testimony, citing threats against his family from Trump.”
Nice congressional hearings you have there.
Be a shame if something happened to them.
News Headline: “Is Trump a racist?”
News Headline: “Did Trump work for Russia?”
News Headline: “Are Trump supporters reaching their breaking point with the shutdown?”
News Headline: “Is Trump’s base cracking?”
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Or as Molly Bloom puts it:
“. . . and yes I said yes I will Yes.”
See how easy?
News Headline: “California regulators finalize marijuana rules.”
The nice thing about having your marijuana regulated is that you just don’t care.
News Headline: “Shutdown’s damage to economy could exceed $5.7 billion cost of Trump’s border wall.”
Not to worry.
Mexico’s good for it.
News Headline: “Trump will deliver a State of the Union speech–location to be determined.”
Probably not Mexico.
Maybe somewhere in Russia. . . .
The world’s 26 wealthiest persons now own as much wealth as the world’s least wealthy 3.8 billion.
News Headline: “4 humanitarian aid volunteers found guilty for leaving migrants food and water in Arizona desert.”
What would Jesus do?
Up to six months in Arizona.
News Headline: “Giuliani in new statement: Any comments about Trump Tower Moscow timeline ‘hypothetical.’ ”
News Headline: “Texas GOP congressman calls Trump’s border crisis a ‘myth.’ ”
Let’s try to get this straight.
Donald Trump’s border crisis is not a myth.
News Headline:“Giant rocks from space are falling from the sky more often than they used to, but don’t worry. . . .”
OK. We won’t.
News Headline: “The dream lives on: Celebrating Martin Luther King Jr. Day 2019.”
News Headline: “2018 saw increases in hate crimes and the rise of anti-Semitism and white nationalism.”
He never said the dream would be easy.