From the annals of the Federal Bureau of Police Squad


A Scottish grandfather was denied entrance to the
United States for days because he mistakenly answered “yes” to a question on a U.S. Customs questionnaire.
The question:
“Do you seek to engage in or have you ever engaged in terrorist activities, espionage, sabotage, or genocide?”
In other news, the United States now asks travelers to check a box if they are terrorists.

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