Monthly Archives: December 2018

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12 days until Christmas


News Headline:“Mom spits in elf’s face when told her child couldn’t see Santa.”
Ho, Ho, Ho!

From the annals of the Federal Bureau of Police Squad


A Scottish grandfather was denied entrance to the
United States for days because he mistakenly answered “yes” to a question on a U.S. Customs questionnaire.
The question:
“Do you seek to engage in or have you ever engaged in terrorist activities, espionage, sabotage, or genocide?”
In other news, the United States now asks travelers to check a box if they are terrorists.

From Poor QT’s Almanack

Beware the ides of National Stress-Free Family Holidays Month.

Frontiers of science


News Headline:
Following Trump’s lead, Republicans avoid addressing climate change.”
News Headline: “Trump administration pushes coal at a climate change conference.”
Baby, it’s dumb outside.

13 days until Christmas


News Headline:
“Couple to serve Christmas dinner made entirely from roadkill.”
News Headline: “Residents plant Christmas tree in pothole.”
Ho, Ho, Ho!

Presidential multi-tasking in the news


News Headline: “Pelosi: I didn’t want to tell Trump in front of the camera ‘you don’t know what you’re talking about.’ ”
Donald Trump doesn’t get enough credit here.
Or do you think it’s easy easy not knowing what you’re talking about when you don’t mean a word you’re saying?

QT long national nightmare update


News Headline:
 ‘No collusion’? Here are all the Trump associates and family members who had contact with the Russians during the 2016 campaign.”
No question.
Looks like the Russians fell in with a bad crowd.

14 days until Christmas


News Headline: “4 scams targeting holiday shoppers.”
News Headline: “5 scams to avoid this holiday season.”
News Headline: “9 holiday scams to watch out for this season.”
News Headline: “Beware of these 11 holiday scams.”
News Headline: “12 scams to beware of this holiday season.”
Ho, Ho, Ho!

Practice makes perfect


News Headline: “Trump is leading the most corrupt administration in U.S. history.”
News Headline: “Senate Republicans are responsible for the most unethical and incompetent administration ever.”
The system works.

QT Super Bowl LIII countdown updVIII


There have been XXV arrests of NFL players reported since Super Bowl LII, with LV days remaining until Super Bowl LIII.