Turkeys in the news


Rush Limbaugh regarding the message of Thanksgiving:
“The true story of Thanksgiving is how socialism failed. With all the–”
Oh, be quiet.
And while we’re at it, the annual reminder:
+ The thing above the turkey’s beak is a the snood.
+ The thing below the beak is the wattle.
Happy Thanksgiving!

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Making a list, checking it twice

News Headline: “Which stores will be open on Thanksgiving?”
Stores that will be open for business on Thanksgiving this year include Best Buy, Dick’s Sporting Goods, J. C. Penney, Kohl’s, Kmart, Macy’s, Old Navy, Target and Wal-Mart.
For those making their annual list of stores to avoid for all holiday shopping.
Meanwhile:
Happy Thanksgiving!

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Special offer


News Headline: “Bankrupt Sears wants to give executives $19 million in bonuses.”
QT renews its offer:
Put QT in charge of your corporation.
QT will singlehandedly push it into bankruptcy in six months, guaranteed.
And it will ask a bonus of only $1 million.
Why are there no takers?

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