News Headline: “Goodbye, Columbus. Hello Indigenous Peoples Day.”
QT Abridged Too Far Dictionary of the English Language:
indigenous adj. 1. naturally existing in a place or country rather than arriving from a different place. 2. which seems to mean there are no indigenous people here. 3. as everyone on this continent, including the Sioux and the Inuit, either arrived from somewhere else or is a descendant of someone who arrived from somewhere else. 4. from across an ocean, say, or an Asian land bridge. 5. so maybe we should rename the day again. 6. Happy Peoples Still Fighting Over Who Had Dibs a Long Time Ago Day!