QT fashion notes


News Headline:
“People are destroying their Nike shoes and socks to protest Nike’s Colin Kaepernick ad campaign.”
That’ll show ’em.
News Headline: “Levi Strauss joins gun-control initiative.”
Easy to see where we’re heading.
Imagine thousands of barefoot Trump supporters now taking off all their clothes.
No.
Wait.
Do not let yourself ima–
Too late?
Sorry.

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QT loud guy at the end of the bar update

News Headline: “Report: Everybody in the White House considers Donald Trump an idiot.”
Not as simple as that.
Trump associates  have reportedly confided, also, that they consider him a “moron,”  an “imbecile,” a “dope” and a “fool.”
And “dumb as s—.”
And “unhinged.”
And a “f—ing liar.”
So think of him as multifaceted.

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From the QT police blotter

+ Rich Rzadski, a Chicago reader, regarding a news story about a man arrested with 300 pounds of stolen lemons and QT’s noting that police were seeking persimmons of interest, writes:
“The police know how to deal with lemon thieves. Put the squeeze on ’em.”
+ Jim Kubek, a Madison, Wis., reader, writes:
“Was the man identfied in a limeup?”
+ Gene Christianson, an Overland Park, Kan., reader, writes:
“This was unsual. Fruit thieves usually work in pears.”
Stop it.
Stop it now.

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Putting on airs

News Item: “. . . The United states is the only developed nation that  does not guarantee health care for its citizens. . . .”
News Item: “. . .  the only developed nation where workers are not guaranteed paid vacation or holidays. . . .”
News Item: “. . .  the only developed nation that suffers so much daily gun violence. . . .”
Who says we’re a developed nation?

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