News Headline: “Joe Biden: ‘Dregs of society’ support Donald Trump.”
Forgive an American’s prideful statement here.
Not all the dregs support Donald Trump.
Our dregs are better than that.
News Headline: “ ‘Beneath the dignity of the Senate’: Scalise rips ‘spectacle’ at Kavanaugh hearing.”
News Headline: “Scientists launch ambitious plan to drill through the Earth’s crust.”
As the search continues for something beneath the dignity of the Senate.
News Headline: “Cannabis dispensary worker uses bong to fight off bandits wielding
The only way to stop a bad guy with bear spray is with a good guy with a bong.
Ask the National Bong Association.
Beware the ides of International Gay Square Dance Month.
News Headline: “Trump set a new dishonesty record in August, his third straight record .”
The record is 321 public lies.
Say this for Donald Trump:
He may be ignorant.
He may dishonest.
But he has stamina.
QT Yellowstone Caldera (the eruptions of which can be violent enough to send a layer of ash six feet deep as far away as Chicago and which erupts every 600,000 or so years and last erupted 640,000 years ago) update
Michael Alan Krajewski, an Oak Lawn, Ill., reader, writes:
“It’s been some time since we’ve seen any updates on the Yellowstone Caldera. QT has been quiet. Too quiet. . . .”
Nothing much new to report.
Just rest assured that the chance of a Yellowstone eruption larger than all the eruptions of all the volcanoes on Earth for the last 100 years put together remains only 1 in 700,000.
Which is to say it could happen at any moment..
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News Headline: “Despite scandals, Trump supporters remain committed.”
This is because when it comes to intelligence, Trump supporters are incredible, unsung successes.
News Headline: “Is the White House prepared for blue wave?”
News Headline: “Is anyone surprised by the Woodward revelations?”
News Headline: “Can Trump tweet his way out?”
News Headline: “TREASON?”
News Headline: “Are Republicans covering for Trump, or themselves?”
News Headline: “Why are Americans so unhappy?”
No, no, no, NO, both, are you kidding.
See how easy?
News Headline: “South Carolina to evacuate coast as hurricane approaches.”
Note to Trump supporters in South Carolina:
You know better than to evacuate.
You’ve heard these so-called “scientific” warnings before.
Do you feel any wind right now?
Of course not.
And if you leave your property behind, guess who gets it.
Thousands of illegal aliens are waiting for their chance.
So stay put.
And have a good weekend.
News Headline: “Never forget the lessons learned on 9/11.”
A reminder of another day’s lessons to remember:
The day was two weeks later.
It was 9/25.
It was on that day in Los Angeles that the story was reported of a German surgeon in a Jewish hospital performing a kidney transplant from a white Muslim woman to a black Christian man.
We can do worse than remember the lessons of 9/25, also.