News Headline: “Trump urged Spain to build a wall across the Sahara to stop migrants.”
Spain has no plans to build a wall.
Spain isn’t that dim.
News Headline: “Trump blasts Congress over ‘ridiculous’ spending bill: ‘Where is the money for the wall?’ ”
And maybe, just maybe, neither are we.
News Headline: “Workplace mass shooting in Maryland is the third in 24 hours.”
Shock and sorrow, thoughts and prayers, flowers on sidewalks, and now repeat, shock and sorrow, thoughts and prayers, flowers on sidewalks, and now repeat, shock and sorrow, thoughts and. . . .
News Headline: “U.S. Air Force plans massive expansion to take on Russia and China.”
For those keeping track of the dawning of the Age of Aquarius.
News Headline: “Trump’s résumé is rife with mob connections.”
News Headline: “Trump’s worldwide empire is rife with sleaze.”
K.R, a Baltimore reader, wonders if the word “rife” isn’t becoming just a little too rife in news stories.
But QT will take it, as long as the rifeness has to do with Donald Trump’s mob connections and sleaze.
Have you noticed how the word “ubiquitous” is popping up everywhere these days?
Nick Wyatt of CNN reports from the North Carolina floods:
“The situation is still fluid on the ground.”
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News Headline: “CNN’s Jake Tapper dedicates segment to Donald Trump’s penis.”
It was a short segment.
News Headline: “Local pastors attempt to ban books from banned books display at
As we continue to explore the case for separation of church and everything.
There have been XVIII arrests of NFL players reported since Super Bowl LII, with CXXXVIII days remaining until Super Bowl LIII.
Porn star Stormy Daniels on the “least impressive sex I ever had, ” which was with Donald Trump, and what she thinks now whenever she sees Trump on TV:
“I had sex with that. . . eech.”
It’s all right, Ms. Daniels.
Now we’re all having politics with that.
A man who believes the story of Noah’s ark–and that there were baby dinosaurs on it– has been appointed to the committee deciding Arizona state standards for teaching evolution in science classes.