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7:20 p.m. Wednesday, August 1, at 2201 21st St. in Nashville, Tenn.

QT loud guy at the end of the bar update


News Headline: “Trump is lying more, and he’s doing it on purpose.”
Wait. Does this mean he’s thinking strategically?
Credit where credit is due:
He may not be as dumb as he looks.
Well. Not quite.

Day 559, America held hostage


News Headline
:
“Prosecutors press financial fraud case against Trump ex-aide Paul Manafort.”
Who deserves every guarantee of due process–and to be presumed innocent until proved guilty in a proper public trial.
News Headline: “Do we remember that Manafort picked Pence?”
Lock him up.

From the QT Archive of Knowledge

+ Three percent of Oktoberfests are in August.
+ A Canadian invented the baseball glove.

The Party of Lincoln 2.0 in the news


News Headline
 “GOP lawmaker blasts immigrants for making U.S. less white.”
News Headline: “GOP lawmaker questions why we force kids to attend school.”
News Headline: “GOP lawmakers want to make gun silencers cheaper, easier to buy.”
News Headline: “Illinois Nazi wins GOP primary.”
News Headline: “Nevada pimp wins GOP primary.”
And good to see the GOP has new talent coming up.

Lest we forget that the Dark Ages were a faith-based initiative


News Headline: “What happens when pro-Trump Christians weaponize the Bible.”
It starts with selective quoting from Isaiah, Ezekiel, Revelation. . . .
But they still haven’t arrived at  Proverbs:

These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
A heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

Or Ecclesiastes:

Woe to thee, O land, when thy king is a child. . . .

QT Grammar R Us Seminar on the English Language


News Headline:
“Is social media ruining our grammar?”
No. Not at all.
Social media are ruining our grammar.
And is it all right if QT takes a moment for a reminder that there is no such word as “alright”?

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From the QT news ticker.


News Headline:
“Is Trump losing control of his trade war?
News Headline: “Is this the best Giuliani’s got?”
News Headline: “Will Republicans ever draw a line with Trump?”
News Headline: “Will Republicans ever stop lying about the debt?”
News Headline: “Will Trump win a Nobel Peace Prize?”
Yes, yes, not really, of course not, muffled scream.
See how easy?