News Headline: “Prankster puts Putin’s portrait in Trump’s place in presidential gallery.”
Or maybe time to go one better.
You may recall that QT commissioned a painting of Trump by Tim Patch, better known as Pricasso, the Australian artist known for painting with his penis.
Forget Putin. Go with the Pricasso.
The medium being the message.
News Headline: “Plastics may be shrinking penises, says study.”
Do our researchers have your attention now?
News Headline: “Trump administration wants to give the rich another giant tax cut.”
The investigators close in.
The looting grows more furious.
News Headline: “Outcry ensues after official takes knee during Pledge of Allegiance.”
If there’s one thing some people can’t stand, it’s someone who thinks for himself in a democracy.
News Headline: “Missouri Senate candidate giving away machine that can print untraceable guns.”
For those keeping track of the pro-crime wing of the Republican Party.
News Headline: ” ‘It had to be very simple’: EU reportedly used colorful flash cards to explain trade policy to Trump.”
And finger puppets were helpful when it came to tariffs.
News Headline: “Naked man found doing jumping jacks in McDonald’s women’s restroom.”
As reasonable a response as any to the news of the day.
News Headline: “Amazon is selling facial recognition technology to law enforcement.”
News Headline: “The ACLU used Amazon’s facial recognition and it labeled members of Congress as criminals.”
So the system works.
News Headline: “Youth voter registration skyrockets across the country after Parkland High School massacre.”
Youth registration is up 2.16 percent.
Add skyrocketing to the list of things that aren’t what they used to be.