Monthly Archives: July 2018

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Presidential portraits in the news

News Headline: “Prankster puts Putin’s portrait in Trump’s place in presidential gallery.”
Or maybe time to go one better.
You may recall that QT commissioned a painting of Trump by Tim Patch, better known as Pricasso, the Australian artist known for painting with his penis.
Forget Putin. Go with the Pricasso.
The medium being the message.

Frontiers of science

News Headline: “Plastics may be shrinking penises, says study.”
Do our researchers have your attention now?

From the QT police blotter

News Headline: “Trump administration wants to give the rich another giant tax cut.”
The investigators close in.
The looting grows more furious.

QT 2018 vote count countdown update

News Headline: “States slow to prepare for Russian hacking threat.”
Paper ballots.
See how easy?

Allegiance now

News Headline:
“Outcry ensues after official takes knee during Pledge of Allegiance.”
If there’s one thing some people can’t stand, it’s someone who thinks for himself in a democracy.

Day 556, America held hostage

News Headline: “Is Trump an idiot?”
News Headline:“Trump says his poll numbers are higher than Lincoln’s–but polling didn’t exist then.”
Asked and answered.

QT Early Warning System

News Headline: “Missouri Senate candidate giving away machine that can print untraceable guns.”
For those keeping track of the pro-crime wing of the Republican Party.

QT loud guy at the end of the bar update

News Headline:
” ‘It had to be very simple’: EU reportedly used colorful flash cards to explain trade policy to Trump.”
And finger puppets were helpful when it came to tariffs.

This just in. . . .

News Headline:
“Naked man found doing jumping jacks in McDonald’s women’s restroom.”
As reasonable a response as any to the news of the day.

GovernMania MMXVIII

News Headline: “Amazon is selling facial recognition technology to law enforcement.”
News Headline: “The ACLU used Amazon’s facial recognition and it labeled members of Congress as criminals.”
So the system works.