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QT Rules of Etiquette for Guys and Dolls

News Headline: “President Trump walks in front of Queen Elizabeth.”
Because of course he did.
But at least he didn’t grab–
Never mind.
And does this mean it’s time for QT’s annual reminder that a man should never kiss a woman’s hand, but only the air just above her hand?

QT Latest Carjacker Who Didn’t Know How to Work a Stick Shift Worldwide Pinpoint Locator

11:55 p.m. Tuesday, June 5, on the 3900 block of Creekmont Drive in Houston.

The red lights are blinking

Headline: “Ex-CIA director: Trump was ‘nothing short of treasonous’ at Helsinki summit.”
While visiting Great Britain last week, Donald Trump sat briefly in Winston Churchill’s armchair.
Churchill’s ghost now arrives and orders the chair to be burned.

QT Summer Travel Advisory

Sixteen days remain until the 988th anniversary reenactment of  the Battle of Stiklestad in Norway.
If you can’t make it to the reenactment, you can at least sing the battle song:

It is our soil on which you step,
You better stay away from us,
Or else you will regret. . . .

Or is that Donald Trump’s latest immigration tweet?

In other news. . . .

News Headline: “Peter Strzok: I didn’t really mean Trump supporters were ‘ignorant hillbillies.’ ”
Of course not.
There are the ignorant city-dwellers, too. And the ignorant suburbanites. . . .
Talk about diversity.

QT man-bites dog worldwide pinpoint locator

Shortly after 10 p.m. Monday, July 9, along Parklands Avenue in Bell Block,
New Zealand
This is the 11th dog day of summer.
There are 29 dog days to go.

As the witch hunt closes in. . . .

News Headline: “What will Trump deny next?”
News Headline: “12 Russian intelligence officers indicted for hacking in 2016 U.S. presidential election.”
Asked and answered.

The Somethingest Show on Earth

News Headline: “Congressional hearing of FBI agent Strzok becomes political circus.”
News Headline: “Trump walks a tightrope with comments on NATO.”
News Headline: “Trump national security merry-go-round.”
We must be having more fun than we thought.

From Russia with love

News Headline:“Trump suggests Putin didn’t meddle in elections ahead of summit with Putin.”
News Headline: “Putin is a ‘competitor,’ not an ‘enemy’–Trump.”
Kids, go get grandpa and ask him what it was like when our Japanese competitors meddled at Pearl Harbor.

Maybe something flashy and menacing. . . .

News Headline:
“Donald Trump wants to repaint Air Force One to look
‘more American.’ ”
The current colors and design were chosen by John F. Kennedy.
But Trump prefers war heroes who weren’t assassinated.