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From the QT news ticker

News Headline:  “Is Trump a threat to democracy?”
News Headline:  “Is the G7 obsolete?”
News Headline:  “Success in Singapore?”
News Headline:  “Is Trump’s behavior dangerous–or is it part of a master plan?”
News Headline: “A Sean Hannity presidential run?”
Yes, no, no, both, gasp.
See how easy?

QT 2018 vote count countdown update

News Headline: “Nevada pimp wins GOP primary.”
Always sad to see a pimp falling in with a bad crowd.

Frontiers of science

News Headline:“Researchers sample a DC swamp to study a spineless creature.”
News Headline:“Speaker Paul Ryan: ‘No evidence of collusion’ between Trump campaign and Russians.”
Research done.

A republic, if you can keep it

Donald Trump in Singapore regarding  Kim Jong Un:
“His country does love him. His people, you see the fervor. They have a great fervor,”
That’s the trouble with places like, say, Canada.
Lack fervor.

Hitting it off

News Headline: “Trump says he talked up North Korea’s real estate, beachside hotel opportunities in Kim Jong Un meeting.”
Right. Beachside for the hotels.
Best to keep death camps set back a bit.

Gaudeamus igitur

+ Winter Park High School in Winter Park, Fla., has named 25 valedictorians.
+ Central Magnet School in Murfreesboro, Tenn., has named 44 valedictorians.
We can stop now.
The commencements have commenced.
Happy graduation, valedictorians!
And to the scattering of high school seniors who aren’t!

QT Grammar R Us Seminar on the English Language

News Item: “Television networks, viewers, readers and restauranteurs are paying tribute to Anthony Bourdain. . . .”
This report is from CNN.
We can only guess. But a good guess is that Bourdain would have mentioned to his network that it is not “restauranteur,” but “restaurateur.”

The annals of diplomacy in the news

News Headline: “Dennis Rodman arrives in Singapore.”
The hope is that he can teach Donald Trump to act like an adult.

The case for zero tolerance of modern school administrators

Central Magnet School in Murfreesboro, Tenn., has named 44 valedictorians.
And nine salutatorians.

Limitations of statues. . . .

News Headline: “Does the U.S. keep immigrant children in cages?”
And finally time to change the inscription:

                  Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me,
                            I lift my lamp beside the golden door.

                                              Ha. Just Kidding.