From the QT police blotter

News Headline: “A man is in jail after assaulting another man with a watermelon.”
Dave Carr, an Owen Sound, Ontario, reader, regarding QT’s guess that it happened in a seedy part of town, followed by another reader’s noting it was a meloncholy story, writes:
“Time to rind up the usual suspects.”
Stop it.
Stop it now.


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