News Headline: “Pocket of air found where man’s brain should have been.”
Finally, a scientific explanation for Donald Trump’s base.
News Item: “Investigators have determined an old wooden wreck found on the Alabama Gulf Coast isn’t the last slave ship to land in the United States. . . .”
In other news, the Trump administration announced it was looking at new ways to rebuild the infrastructure.
Beware the ides of National Frozen Food Month.
Today’s Birthdays: Sammy “The Bull” Gravano, 73; Rich “The Svengoolie” Koz, ageless.
News Headline: “Donald Trump advocates death penalty for drug dealers in rambling speech.”
News Headline: “Donald Trump’s explosive rally in Moon Township, Pa.”
News Headline: “Trump lashes out at media, Democrats, drug dealers, Oprah in rambunctious speech in Pennsylvania.”
QT Abridged Too Far Dictionary of the English Language:
rambling adj. incoherent.
explosive adj. bursting with falsehoods.
rambunctious adj. vulgar and often vicious to the point where children should not be present.
We’re running out of nice ways to describe Donald Trump.
News Headline: “The moon formed inside a vast cosmic donut, scientists say.”
News Headline: “Comets are like deep-fried ice cream, scientists say.”
So the universe remains a vast, cold and indifferent place.
News Headline: “A week of policy surprises leaves even Trump’s supporters a bit bewildered.”
When have Donald Trump’s supporters been other than a bit bewildered?