Monthly Archives: March 2018

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Rabbit, run

News Headline:
“Chinese space station expected to crash to Earth on Sunday.”
Happy Easter!

Russian assets in the news

News Headline: “8 lawyers who decided not to defend Trump in the Mueller investigation.”
Better call Saul.
Or there is always LegalZoom.

Hey! Hey!

Ode on an Opening Day

That’s a fly ball
Deep to right.
Back. . . back. . . .
Hey! Hey!

The poet was the late Jack Brickhouse.
And there is nothing more to say.

From Poor QT’s Almanack

Theologian John Lightfoot, who wrote, “The future is hidden by a dark impenetrable veil, and yet we struggle to pierce through it,” was born 416 years ago on the 29th day of National Noodle Month.

Day 433, America held hostage

News Headline: “Why is Trump so quiet?”
One explanation:
He has finally said everything that could possibly be said about anything.
At least twice.

Rabbit, run

News Headline:  “Warning of increased armed robberies over Easter.”
News Headline: “Ohio woman accused of making lewd comments to Easter Bunny.”
Hippity, hoppity, Easter’s on its way.

From the QT Archive of Knowledge

+ There were 10,329 vegans in Slovenia in 2008.
+ Iran is four times the size of Iraq.

Has it been a year since QT commissioned a presidential portrait of Donald Trump by Pricasso, the artist know for painting with his penis?

The painting comes from the Australian artist Tim Patch.
It is a fine and historic work of art.
And the medium remains the message.

This just in. . . .

News Headline: “Man in bull onesie accused of trying to burn down ex-lover’s house with spaghetti sauce.”
And they call that news.

QT news presented without comment

A school district in Pennsylvania plans to arm its teachers and students with rocks.