Monthly Archives: February 2018

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With CCCLXIII days to go until Super Bowl LIII

News Headline: “Several Eagle players are already refusing to celebrate Super Bowl win with Trump.”
Fake news. Rigged count. So-called football players. Highly overrated team. Big losers.
And when, oh when,  does spring training start?

QT loud guy at the end of the bar update


News Headline: “Trump claims ‘total vindication’ after FBI memo released.”
Add total vindication to the list of things that aren’t what they used to be.
News Headline: “Trump: ‘I wouldn’t say I’m a feminist.’ ”
But understatement is alive and well.

QT Planetary Defense Coordination Office

 

Asteroid 2018 CB and Asteroid 2018 CC were discovered today.
One will pass between Earth and the moon tomorrow.
The other will pass between Earth and the moon in three days.
There. That took your mind off President Trump’s stock market, didn’t it?
It didn’t?
OK. So Fox News will have to try something else.

QT 2018 vote count countdown update


News Headline: “Republicans, what will it take to be enough?”
News Headline: “Holocaust denier poised to claim GOP nomination in Illinois race for Congress.”
Not yet. . . getting there. . .  getting there. . . .

QT Yellowstone Caldera (the eruptions of which can be violent enough to send a layer of ash six feet deep as far away as Chicago and which erupts every 600,000 or so years and last erupted 640,000 years ago) update


There were 108 earthquakes at Yellowstone during January.
But please keep in mnd:
Scientists assure us that the odds against a major eruption within a year are
730,000 to 1.
In other news, a British golf twosome hit holes-in-one at the same hole.
The odds against this happening are 17 million to 1.
“I was delighted,” one of the golfers said.

The national conversation in the news

News Headline: “The number of people using Facebook daily in North America dropped for the first time.”
Like.

As the feds close in. . . .


News Headline: “Fact-checking site crashes during Trump State of the Union.”
News Headline: “FBI warns of ‘grave concerns’ about ‘accuracy’ of GOP Russia memo.”
Nobody knew covering up high crimes and misdemeanors could be so complicated.