Monthly Archives: February 2018

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Republican family values in the news

News Headline: “Man featured on ‘Trump Dating’ site has child sex conviction.”
He’s working his way up to senatorial candidate.

The case for zero tolerance of modern school administrators

More than
40 percent of British millennials believe Winston Churchill was prime minister during World War I.

Frontiers of science

News Headline: “Study reveals health benefits to drinking wine.”
News Headline: “Craft beer is better for you than wine, according to experts.”
Keep up the good work, researchers!

We have seen the present, and it does not work

Princeton University has canceled an anthropology class on cultural freedoms and hate speech because some students objected to a professor mentioning examples of hate speech to teach about hate speech.

QT loud guy at the end of the bar update

News Headline: “Trump attacks everyone but Russia.”
When cornered, a dog offers a low growl.
Donald Trump makes tweeting sounds.

QT Grammar R Us Seminar on the English Language

News Headline: “A President’s Day without a real president.”
Except that it’s Presidents Day.
The headline is otherwise correct. 


QT Latest Carjacker Who Didn’t Know How to Work a Stick Shift Worldwide Pinpoint Locator

Thursday, February 8, at Arizona Avenue and Ray Road in Chandler, Ariz.

Second Amendment solutions in the news

News Headline:
“Trump orders flags at half-staff after school shooting.”
Tell you what.
Let’s leave our flags at half-staff, pending the next school shooting.
More efficient.

QT Valentine’s Day 2018 update

News Headline: “Porn star ‘Stormy Daniels’ believes she is now free to talk.”
Note to news editors:
It is not news that Donald Trump may have had an affair with a porn star shortly after Melania Trump gave birth to baby son Barron.
It would be news if he didn’t.

Tender moments

Men are expected  to spend a third more than women spend this year on Valentine’s Day–an average of $63 compared to $46, a survey found.
QT renews its Valentine advice for men wooing women:
When the gifts have been exchanged, the man should lean gently forward.
He should look into the woman’s eyes.
Then he should whisper:
“You owe me $17.”
She’ll laugh.
She really will.