News Headline: “The White House chief calligrapher has a higher clearance than Jared Kushner.”
Reassuring news about the calligrapher.
Has any president ever needed more to read the handwriting on the wall?
+ Dr. Seuss intended his name to rhyme with “choice.”
+ James Madison’s last words were: “I always talk better lying down.”
News Headline: “Be wary of people acting suspiciously, police warn.”
We depend on our police for these insights.
10:15 p.m. Thursday, February 22, at Dumaine Street and Hagan Avenue in New Orleans.
News Headline: “Trump says he would have run into school unarmed.”
A way to make sure:
Tell him the school is the other way from Vietnam.
A study has calculated that the world’s billionaires gained enough new wealth last year to end the world’s extreme poverty seven times over.
Give or take.
News Headline: “Republican leaders silent so far on gun proposals.”
Note to Republican leaders:
Don’t just stand there.
Appear to do something!
News Item: “Millions of children have peanut allergies, and some may have life-threatening reactions if accidentally exposed to them. . . .”
Just be thankful you haven’t been exposed to children with peanut allergies.
And Ronald Bruce Meyer, a Baltimore reader, wonders if it is time for QT’s biannual reminder that we shouldn’t “tow the line,” but “toe the line.”
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News Headline: “Dems want gun control, but worry it would cost them mid-terms.”
Republicans roll over for the gun industry.
Democrats prefer a sit-stay.