Monthly Archives: January 2018

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QT Grammar R Us Seminar on the English Language


News Headline: “North Korea to send delegation to prepare for Olympics on Sunday.”
Dave Carr, an Owen Sound, Ontario, reader, writes:
“The Olympics are on Sunday? I’m not ready.”
And can it be time for QT’s biennial reminder that it isn’t “a penny for your thoughts,” but “a penny for your thought”?
Evidently.

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Day 368, America held hostage


News Headline:
“Trump gets A+ on ‘Evangelical Report Card’ for first year.”
Evangelicals especially like the way he grabs women by the p—-.

In other news. . . .


News Headline: “Stormy Daniels once claimed she spanked Donald Trump with a
Forbes magazine.”

Yet another story about Trump that can’t be unvisualized.

From the annals of the Federal Department of Police Squad


News Headline: “Jeff Session’s war on pot goes to court, attorney general will fight 12-year-old with epilepsy.”
And isn’t it about time someone cracked down on 12-year-olds with epilepsy?

Location, location, location

News Headline: “New Manhattan homeless shelter planned near ‘Billionaires’ Row.’ ”
The shelter’s building stands back-to-back with New York City’s most expensive apartment building.
Sometimes life is fair.

From the QT Archive of Knowledge

+ Four out of 10 murders are perfect crimes.
+ Swan tastes like goose.

A republic, if you can keep it


News Headline: “Foreign spies could be manipulating Trump through Fox News.”
News Headline: “FBI investigating whether Russian money went to NRA to help Trump.”
Nobody knew undermining the American way of life could be so complicated.

QT Planetary Defense Coordination Office


Asteroid
2018 BD, which was discovered today, is passing between Earth and the moon as you read this.
Which isn’t to confuse it with Asteroid 2018 BC, which was discovered today, also.
It won’t pass between Earth and the moon until tomorrow.
Best we can tell.

Can Valentine’s Day be less than a month away?


News Headline: “Porn star said she had a yearlong affair with Trump.”
Or maybe it just seemed yearlong.

QT trickle-on economics update


News Headline: “California volunteers share food with homeless, get arrested by police.”
What would Jesus do?
Up to six months in El Cajon, Calif.