News Headline: “Trump gets A+ on ‘Evangelical Report Card’ for first year.”
Evangelicals especially like the way he grabs women by the p—-.
News Headline: “Stormy Daniels once claimed she spanked Donald Trump with a
Yet another story about Trump that can’t be unvisualized.
News Headline: “Jeff Session’s war on pot goes to court, attorney general will fight 12-year-old with epilepsy.”
And isn’t it about time someone cracked down on 12-year-olds with epilepsy?
News Headline: “New Manhattan homeless shelter planned near ‘Billionaires’ Row.’ ”
The shelter’s building stands back-to-back with New York City’s most expensive apartment building.
Sometimes life is fair.
+ Four out of 10 murders are perfect crimes.
+ Swan tastes like goose.
News Headline: “Foreign spies could be manipulating Trump through Fox News.”
News Headline: “FBI investigating whether Russian money went to NRA to help Trump.”
Nobody knew undermining the American way of life could be so complicated.
Asteroid 2018 BD, which was discovered today, is passing between Earth and the moon as you read this.
Which isn’t to confuse it with Asteroid 2018 BC, which was discovered today, also.
It won’t pass between Earth and the moon until tomorrow.
Best we can tell.
News Headline: “Porn star said she had a yearlong affair with Trump.”
Or maybe it just seemed yearlong.
News Headline: “California volunteers share food with homeless, get arrested by police.”
What would Jesus do?
Up to six months in El Cajon, Calif.