Monthly Archives: January 2018

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One step at a time

News Headline: “Students at Wisconsin high school find ‘White’ and ‘Colored’ signs at water fountain.”
All right.
Who did it?
This is supposed to wait until a second Trump term.

QT Latest Carjacker Who Didn’t Know How to Work a Stick Shift Worldwide Pinpoint Locator

Shortly after noon Wednesday, January 24, on the 2300 block of Entrada Del Sol in Las Cruces, N.M.

The Party of Lincoln 2.0, which seeks to fool enough of the people enough of the time, in the news

News Headline:
“Do Republicans still believe in democracy?”   
News Headline: “How the GOP rigs elections with gerrymandering, voter-ID laws and dark money.”
Asked and answered.

From the QT news ticker

News Headline: “Can Republicans actually govern in 2018?”
News Headline: “Has America learned its lesson on sexual misconduct?”
News Headline: “Is Trump so dense he doesn’t know he’s being used?”
News Headline: “Is Rush Limbaugh irrelevant?”
News Headline: “Does time dilation destroy quantum superposition?”
No, no, yes, increasingly, yes.
See how easy?

QT Man-Bites-Dog Worldwide Pinpoint Locator

Sunday, January 21, in Boscawen, N.H.

Fox & friends

News Headline: “Hannity rips ‘twisted’ media after Trump’s Fake News Awards.”
News Headline: “Sean Hannity is now a favorite weapon of Russian trolls attacking America.”
Has it been 3,201 days since Sean Hannity promised he would undergo waterboarding to prove it isn’t torture?
Not that anyone is counting.

This just in. . . .

News Headline: “Woman charged after being found naked in a stranger’s bathtub.”
As reasonable a response as any to the news of the day.

QT Early Warning System

News Headline:
 “Virginia Senate passes bill to allow guns in churches.”
As we add to the Virginia chapter of  QT’s Travel Guide to Places in the U.S. You’ll Want to Stay Out of for Any Number of Reasons.

QT trickle-on economics update

A new study has found that the three richest Americans have the same total wealth as the bottom half of the U.S. population.

QT Grammar R Us Seminar on the English Language

News Headline: “North Korea to send delegation to prepare for Olympics on Sunday.”
Dave Carr, an Owen Sound, Ontario, reader, writes:
“The Olympics are on Sunday? I’m not ready.”
And can it be time for QT’s biennial reminder that it isn’t “a penny for your thoughts,” but “a penny for your thought”?