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In other news. . . .

News Headline: “Report says Trump can’t let go of Obama birth-certificate conspiracy.”
News Headline: “Pakistani news channel claims Trump was born in Pakistan.”
President Trump’s real name is Dawood Ibrahim Khan.
The stories seemed to go together, for some reason.  

’Tis the season


News Headline: “Siberian schools plan Santa ban to fight corruption.”
Ho, Ho, Ho!

QT Latest Carjacker Who Didn’t Know How to Work a Stick Shift Worldwide Pinpoint Locator


8 p.m. Monday, November 27, at Division Street and Commonwealth Avenue in Jacksonville, Fla.

. . . worth a thousand words.


News Headline:
“Donald Trump doesn’t read his briefings; prefers big pictures instead.”
And Rob Bligh, a San Antonio reader, is only too happy to oblige.
He devised the picture shown here.
Think of it as your daily briefing.

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Persons of interest in the news


News Headline: “Did President Trump reverse a pesticide ban after receiving $1 million from Dow Chemical?”
Heavens to Betsy, what a dreadful thing to think.

We have seen the present, and it does not work


The story of
Sleeping Beauty has been called into question because the prince kisses her without asking her consent.

’Tis the season


News Headline: “Adult woman screams that mall Santa is fake, has no sleigh.”
Ho, Ho, Ho!

Day 312, America held hostage


News Headline:
“Despite Trump’s promises, coal plants keep closing.”
News Headline: “Coal-mining fatalities up as Trump cuts safety regulations.”
Note to coal miners:
Donald Trump promised to end your troubles.
He didn’t say quite how.

Frontiers of science


News Headline: “Fried food may help reduce global warming: study.”
Keep up the good work, researchers!

This just in. . . .


News Headline:Trump supporters confuse LeVar Burton with LaVar Ball online.”
As the search continues  for anything that will not confuse a Trump supporter.