News Headline: “ ‘Jekyll and Hyde’ a classic tale of horror.”
Is it time for QT’s annual reminder that the first syllable of “Jekyll” rhymes with “bleak”?
And while we’re at it, that there is no “hollow” in “Halloween”?
And Happy Halloween!
News Headline: “White House releases official Trump portrait.”
And somehow QT’s entry remains overlooked.
You may recall that QT commissioned a painting of Trump by Tim Patch, better known as Pricasso, the Australian artist known for painting with his penis.
The painting is displayed again here.
Or as Pricasso wrote to QT after completing the work:
“It was difficult in the hotel room. Now I have to wash the carpet a bit.”
But the White House still hasn’t noticed.
Maybe if Pricasso touched up the president’s face here and there. . . .
News Headline: “George Papadopoulos a ‘proactive cooperator’ in Russia investigation.”
When did squealers become proactive cooperators, and when can we have squealers back?
And in the meantime, when can we have more proactive cooperators?
News Headline: “. . . and a specious restaurant. . . .”
. . . known for its unwarranted entrees.
And is it time for a reminder that the owner of a restaurant isn’t a restauranteur, but a restaurateur?
And that there is no “x” in “espresso”?
And that “crepe” rhymes with “pep”?
And that it isn’t “brussel sprouts,” but “brussels sprouts”?
And. . . .
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+ Fifteen thousand male witches were put to death in Europe between 1450 and 1750.
+ Happy Halloween!
News Headline: “It’s only October and these people already have their Christmas
As today is Emily Post’s 145th birthday, is it a good time for an etiquette reminder that no Christmas decorations should go up until the day after Thanksgiving?
And that all decorations should come down 12 days after Christmas?
Ho! Ho! Ho!
News Headline: “5 books that are creepy enough to scare a thriller author.”
OK. Let’s see.
1. The Art of the Deal by Donald J. Trump
2. How to Get Rich by Donald J. Trump
3. Surviving at the Top by Donald J. Trump
4. The America We Deserve by Donald J. Trump
5. How to Make America Great Again by Donald J. Trump
And no one can hear you scream.
QT sunspot and solar wind update:
24 and 1,256,499 mph.
News Headline: “The universe shouldn’t exist, CERN physicists conclude.”
The universe isn’t everything.
News Headline: “Police: Man found naked in tree.”
As reasonable a response as any to the news of the day.