QT Bureau of Waits and Half-Measures


News Headline:  “O.J. pleads ‘100 percent not guilty.’ ”
News Headline: “Trump claims 100 percent of his foundation’s money goes to charity.”
News Headline: “Trump maintains Mexico is ‘100 percent’ paying for border wall.”
News Headline: “Trump: I’m ‘100 percent’ willing to testify under oath.”
We can maintain “100 percent” on the list of things that aren’t what they used to be.

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Gaudeamus igitur

News Item: “. . . hallways filled with. . . 5,000 balloons. . . .”
News Item: “. . . sex dolls, water balloons and stink bombs. . . .”
News Item: “. . . syrup spread on floors, a fire extinguisher went off and someone also pulled the fire alarm, causing the sprinkler system to go off. . . .”
Happy graduation!

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