News Headline: “London tower fire: Awake for Ramadan meal, young Muslims save residents.”
What will these Muslims try next?
News Headline: “Are Trump supporters having second thoughts?”
This would require first thoughts.
4:30 a.m., Wednesday, June 14, on the 1200 block of Birchwood Street in Birmingham, Ala.
News Headline: “Republicans, Democrats call for unity after congressional shooting.”
News Headline: “A plea for sympathy and restraint.”
News Headline: “Dem lawmakers receive phone calls saying, ‘You’re next.’ ”
But it was nice while it lasted.
News Item: “. . . Sessions sidestepped. . . .”
News Item: “. . . Sessions backed away. . . .”
News Item: “. . . Sessions stumbled. . . .”
. . . during an attempt to back away while sidestepping, evidently.
News Headline: “GOP members of Congress experience the domestic gun violence that haunts America daily.”
The headline is in very poor taste.
This is no time for politics.
All we should offer now is our prayers.
Then, in a few days, we can do nothing.
News Headline: “O.J. pleads ‘100 percent not guilty.’ ”
News Headline: “Trump claims 100 percent of his foundation’s money goes to charity.”
News Headline: “Trump maintains Mexico is ‘100 percent’ paying for border wall.”
News Headline: “Trump: I’m ‘100 percent’ willing to testify under oath.”
We can maintain “100 percent” on the list of things that aren’t what they used to be.
Beware the ides of National Country Cooking Month.
News Headline: “Big-name Trump supporters push for Robert Mueller to be fired.”
Nobody knew obstructing justice could be so complicated.
News Item: “. . . hallways filled with. . . 5,000 balloons. . . .”
News Item: “. . . sex dolls, water balloons and stink bombs. . . .”
News Item: “. . . syrup spread on floors, a fire extinguisher went off and someone also pulled the fire alarm, causing the sprinkler system to go off. . . .”