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This just in. . . .

An image of Jesus has been found in a bag of tortillas in
Danli, Honduras.
Further reports, as developments warrant.

GovernMania MMXVII

News Item: Republican senators will be home for the weekend, but exactly zero have scheduled town halls. . . .”
How a bill becomes law:
Repeal. Replace. Renege. Run for Cover.

In other news. . . .

News Headline:
“Is Donald Trump a sociopath?”
There is a simple test for this.
When President Trump’s day is done, does he weep himself to sleep at night?
If not, he’s a sociopath.


Summer reads in the news.
While supplies last. . . .
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–R.B., Omaha, Neb.
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It’s a small world, after all

News Headline: “UN says world population will hit 9.8 billion by 2050.”
For those interested in the most important news story week that no one is paying attention to.

QT loud guy at the end of the bar update

News Headline:  “Carrier moving Trump jobs to Mexico.”
News Headline:  “Trump proposes immigration law that already exists.”
Note to Donald Trump’s followers:
Are you tired of all the winning yet?

From the QT Archive of Knowledge

+ President Clinton sent two emails while in office.
+ A 10-gallon hat holds three quarts.

High crimes and misdemeanors in the news

News Headline: “Trump: ‘I did not make, and do not have’ Comey tapes.”
And when President Trump says it, you can take it to the bank.
As long as it’s a Russian bank.

The poor will always be with us, unless, of course, they get sick

News Headline: “Tax breaks for wealthy, Medicaid cuts for low-income in Senate health-care bill.”
News Headline: “Trump says Senate draft bill needs ‘negotiation.’ ”
Nobody knew killing off sick people to make rich people richer could be so complicated.

The shining locker-room upon a hill

News Headline: “Trump seeks sharp cuts to housing aid, except for program that brings him millions.”
The system works.