News Headline: “Top 10: Fourth of July recipes.”
Or you can try an 11th recipe from QT.
QT created it for a Fourth of July some years ago after noticing a different special ingredient emphasized in each of seven different meatloaf recipes–fresh garlic, chives, Worcestershire sauce, Tabasco, Parmesan cheese, pickle juice and mayonnaise.
What could possibly go wrong if all seven were emphasized at once?
From the many ingredients, one meatloaf.
The E Pluribus Meatloaf.
So for your Fourth of July:
3 pounds lean ground beef
3 eggs (lightly beaten)
1 cup ketchup
1 1/2 cups bread crumbs
salt to taste
2 dashes Tabasco sauce
2 dashes Worcestershire sauce
1 onion (peeled and finely grated)
2 cloves of garlic (peeled and crushed)
1/4 cup chopped chives
1 heaping tablespoon mayonnaise
2 tablespoons pickle juice
1 handful of Parmesan cheese.
Mix, form into a loaf and cover with still more ketchup .
Cook at 350 degrees for about 1 1/2 hours, or until done.
Makes nine servings.
Calories per serving: 570.
The owner of a Chicago restaurant informed QT that he liked the meatloaf so much he was adding it to the menu.
And on the menu it stayed.
Well. Until the restaurant closed.
In any event:
Happy Almost Fourth of July !
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