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In other news. . . .


News Headline: “Trump’s EPA lifts ban on pesticide linked to nervous-system damage in children.”
News Headline: “Trump lifts ban on hunting hibernating bears.”
The newly great America is starting to take shape.
We poison children.
We shoot sleeping animals.

Wagging the comb-over


News Headline: “People think Trump’s airstrikes in Syria are a distraction tactic.”
Heavens to Betsy, what a dreadful thing to think.
News Headline: “Three questions Trump must answer after his Syria strike.”
1. What is he hiding in his tax returns?
2. What is he hiding in his tax returns?
3. What is he hiding in his tax returns?
Lest we be distracted.

The universe in the news


News Headlinne: “An atmosphere has been detected around an Earth-like exoplanet for the first time.”
Gliese 1132b is 39 light years away.
It will be a long time before humanity might reach it.
But fair warning to the planet.

Breaking news. . . .


News Headline: “It is now illegal in Ohio for humans to have sex with animals.”
News Headline: “Bill would criminalize sex with animals in Nevada.”
News Headline: “Texas bill would make it illegal to have sex with an animal.”
Just trying to make America great again.

Men, women, children and babies


News Headline:
 “Trump directs EPA to begin dismantling clean water rule.”
News Headline: “The hidden risks to Trump’s EPA cuts: birth defects, bad air.”
News Headline: “Trump’s EPA moves to defund programs that protect children from lead-based paint.”
Chemical warfare can happen quickly.
Or it can happen slowly.

Civilization as we know it in the news


News Headline:
 ‘The dead, wherever you looked’–inside Syria town after gas attack.”
News Headline: “ISIS kills dozens execution-style in Syria.”
News Headline: “Pentagon ‘presenting options’ for action in Syria.”
For those keeping track of the dawning of the Age of Aquarius.

QT all’s well that ends walls update


News Headline: “Trump supporters could  see private land seized to build wall.”
News Headline: “Trump voter upset the border wall will put her house on the Mexico side.”
Sometimes life is fair.

The national conversation in the news


News Headline:
Rosie O’Donnell tells Bill O’Reilly to ‘f—- urself with a stick.’ ”
So. All right.
We’re establishing a dialogue. . . .

QT Early Warning System


Twenty-four days remain until National Honesty Day.
Congress will not be in session.

Freedom of expressions in the news


News Headline: “George Clooney on directing: I look for films ‘in my wheelhouse.’ ”
When did “up my alley” become “in my wheelhouse,” and when can we have “up my alley” back?