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QT digest of Donald Trump’s responses in a recent Associated Press interview transcript (for your convenience)

“. . . the ultimate (uniintelligible). . . can do that (unintelligible). . .  (unintelligible). . . everything’s so (unintelligible). . . (unintelligible). . . (unintelligible). . . this is (unintelligible). . . (unintelligible). . . (unintelligible). . . going to be a big (unintelligible). . .  the other thing is (unintelligible). . . (unintelligible). . . working on it (unintelligible). . .very successful  (unintelligible). . . just in case (unintelligible). . . (unintelligible). . . (unintelligible). . . .”
As we learn to cherish the moments when he is inaudible.

A new leaf

News Headline: “10 pounds of weed accidentally shipped from Sacramento to Pennsylvania pastor.”
That’s the pastor’s story, and he’s sticking to it.

This just in. . . .

News Headline: “Man sets underwear on fire while passed out in Wal-Mart bathroom.”
And who among us hasn’t had a day like that?

. . . born every minute

News Headline:
“John Cleese: Trump supporters ‘the stupidest people you have
ever met.’ ”
Let’s try to be polite.
Maybe “simplest.”
News Headline: “Poll finds 96 percent of Trump voters say they’d do it again.”
News Headline: “Trump’s first 100 days: Supporters see a plan taking shape.”
Then again. . . .

QT Planetary Defense Coordination Office

Asteroid 2017 HJ passed between Earth and the moon four days ago, a day before it was discovered.
Rest assured that nothing will hit Earth on Earth Day
Best we can tell.
Except for 100 million tons of carbon dioxide from smokestacks and tailpipes.
Give or take.

Breaking news. . . .

News Item: “. . . a police dog-sniffing team tried to follow. . . .”
And why police teams would sniff dogs, we may never know.

QT loud guy at the end of the bar update

Rep. Jason Chaffetz (R-Utah) asking President Trump to release his tax returns:
“If you’re going to run and try to become the president of the United States, you’re going to have to open up your kimono and show everything.”
Do not visualize.
Too late?


QT Man-Bites-Dog Worldwide Pinpoint Locator

Early Monday morning, April 17, in a house on the 1000 block of Coronado Drive in Rockledge, Fla.
The dog is OK.
Seventy-four days remain until the dog days of summer.

We have seen the present, and it does not work

The University of California, Berkeley, announced it had canceled an appearance by right-wing speaker Ann Coulter because it was unable to find a “safe and suitable venue” on campus for. . . for. . . free speech.

Unsupervised playtime and other styles of governing
in the news

News Headline: “Trump wants gold-plated carriage ride with Queen during
U.K. visit: report.”

Let’s try to avoid another  tantrum.
Give him some chocolate cake.
That might quiet him.