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QT Latest Carjacker Who Didn’t Know How to Work a Stick Shift Worldwide Pinpoint Locator

10:30 p.m. Tuesday, February 21, on
145th Street between Cleminshaw Road and St. James Avenue in Cleveland.

QT Planetary Defense Coordination Office

After three asteroids in three days discovered as they passed between Earth and the moon, there was nothing at all for the next three days, which was something of a relief.

Asteroid 2017 EA was discovered today.
It is passing today closer than the orbits of some Global Positioning System satellites.
The Intelligent Designer is known for a wry sense of humor.

Qt loud guy at the end of the bar update

News Headline: “All signs point to a Trump return to Florida this weekend.”
The speech on Capitol Hill was 198 tweets long.
He needs rest.

The shining locker-room upon a hill

News Headline: “Low expectations turn a middling Trump speech into masterpiece.”
Not a single woman was groped.
Talk about presidential..

Greetings and facilitations from the National Rifle Association

News Headline: “Trump signs bill allowing mentally ill to buy guns.”
News Headline: “Republican lawmakers hope to ease restrictions on gun silencers.”
As long we plan more massacres, we should keep the racket down.

GovernMania MMXVII

News Headline: “President Trump addresses joint session of Congress.”
And the turnout was exactly what he knew it would be.
He saw many, many thousands of senators and representatives.