News Headline: “Lawyer’s pants catch fire during arson trial.”
And we thought it was only a metaphor.
News Headline: “Gay veterans group denied spot in Boston St. Patrick’s Day parade.”
This is what cam happen when the Irish are allowed to marry.
News Headline: “The White House doesn’t want the GOP Obamacare replacement branded ‘Trumpcare.’ ”
Unsettling health-care news.
Has Donald Trump ever hesitated for a moment to put his name on anything?
News Headline: “Asteroid passed unusually close to Earth last week.”
That was Asteroid 2017 EA, which QT mentioned as it passed.
Not mentioned in this news story is Asteroid 2017 DS109, which was discovered yesterday as it passed between Earth and the moon.
It is larger than the earlier asteroid.
But at worst, if it had hit, it would have destroyed only, say, NewYork City.
And some buildings in the outer boroughs would be left standing.
Parts of them, anyway.
News Headline: “Wind provides half the electricity on a U.S. power grid for first time ever.”
As we stumble on the most important news story of the week that almost no one is paying attention to.
News Headline: “Donald Trump’s hotel in Azerbaijan linked with corruption, Iran’s Revolutionary Guard..”
News Headline: “Despite Trump claim, Keystone Pipeline won’t use only U.S. steel.”
But rest assured, it will threaten only U.S.groundwater.
And U.S. farmland.
And U.S. rivers.
And U.S. streams and. . . .
Never accuse President Trump of not putting America first.
News Headline: “U.S. spy satellite takes off atop Atlas V for secret mession.”
U.S. intelligence may want to revisit the concept of “secret.”
News Headline: “ ‘Purge leftists’: Trump supporter Rep. Steve King wants the president to root out those who oppose him.”
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