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Breaking news. . . .

News Headline: “Phil sees his shadow on Groundhog Day.”
So there will be four more years of Donald Trump.

QT Super Bowl LI countdown updVIII

News Headline: “Super Bowl LI by the numbers.”
A couple of numbers that didn’t make it into the story:
+ NFL revenues are more than $XIII billion a year.
+ Taxpayers have provided the funds for XLVI percent of NFL stadium construction in the past XX years.

The magic of the free marketplace in the news

News Headline:House Republicans vote to end rule stopping coal debris from being dumped in streams.”
This shouldn’t be confused with plans to end limits on methane emissions from oil
and gas wells.
Hard to keep track with so many people working to save us from government regulation.

Bright shiny objects in the news

News Headline:
“Hedgehog transfixed by big pink balloon.”
News Headline: “Trump supporters unwavering after first week.”
The two stories seemed to go together, for some reason.

QT Super Bowl LI countdown updVIII

NFL players were arrested in MMXVI.
III NFL players have been arrested so far in MMXVII, with  III days to go until
Super Bowl LI.
The NFL is right.
Looks better with Roman numerals.

Modern education + the criminal mind =

One of three men burglarizing houses in the Seattle area was on parole and wearing a GPS monitoring device, police said.

‘You’re hired!’

News Headline:
“Trump treating Supreme Court pick like an episode of the ‘The Apprentice.’ ”
The president would never show such disrespect for this institution.
Now back to “Judging with the Stars.”