News Headline: “Phil sees his shadow on Groundhog Day.”
So there will be four more years of Donald Trump.
News Headline: “Super Bowl LI by the numbers.”
A couple of numbers that didn’t make it into the story:
+ NFL revenues are more than $XIII billion a year.
+ Taxpayers have provided the funds for XLVI percent of NFL stadium construction in the past XX years.
News Headline: “House Republicans vote to end rule stopping coal debris from being dumped in streams.”
This shouldn’t be confused with plans to end limits on methane emissions from oil
and gas wells.
Hard to keep track with so many people working to save us from government regulation.
XXVI NFL players were arrested in MMXVI.
III NFL players have been arrested so far in MMXVII, with III days to go until
Super Bowl LI.
The NFL is right.
Looks better with Roman numerals.
One of three men burglarizing houses in the Seattle area was on parole and wearing a GPS monitoring device, police said.