News Headline: “What does the Bible have to say about a Trump presidency?”
We can try this.
As it is said in Proverbs:
These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
A heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.
Which seems to cover it.
The British Medical Association has recommended that pregnant women not be called “expectant mothers,'” as this might offend people who are transgender.
A Denver police commander ‘s announcement to airport protesters:
“Stop doing anything that could be construed as free speech without a permit.”
News Headline: “White House website removes judiciary from being listed as part of government.”
News Headline: “After controversy, judicial branch returns to Whitehouse.gov.”
An innocent mistake.
There are no plans to replace the judiciary until later in the first term.
News Headline: “Geneticist launches bid for U.S. Senate.”
He may face a tough welcome.
As Republicans on Capitol Hill will tell you, biology is only a theory.
News Headline (2016): “Trump says he has a secret plan to defeat ISIS.”
News Headline (2017): “Trump orders military to come up with a plan to defeat ISIS.”
Just, well, you know, to see how it compares with his secret plan.
Asteroid 2017 BA7 was discovered Saturday, two days after it passed just outside the moon’s orbit.
Which isn’t to mention Asteroid 2017 BH30, which was discovered yesterday and is passing closer than the orbits of some man-made satellites today.
Which isn’t to mention Asteroid 2017 BJ30, which was discovered yesterday and is passing just outside the moon’s orbit today.
These are the fifth, sixth and seventh asteroids discovered this month as they barely missed Earth.
Almost a monotony here.
Which could end suddenly, of course.
Jim Kehoe, a Sydney, Australia, reader and, also, a psychologist, writes:
“While many military veterans and survivors of violent tragedies suffer from post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD), there is now a new type: President Trump Stupidity Disaster. I suspect most of the population of the planet will soon suffer from it..”
The new PTSD is not yet listed in the Diagnostic and Statistic Manual of Mental Disorders.
But give it time.
News Headline: “Can Trump be trusted with Medicare, Social Security?”
News Headline: “Can Trump be trusted with surveillance powers?”
News Headline: “Can Trump be trusted with nuclear weapons?”
News Headline: “Time to panic?”
No, no, no, getting there.
See how easy?
News Headline: “Majority of Donald Trump voters think he should be able to use private email server.”
Lock them up.
After we’ve locked him up.
And Mexico will pay for it.