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The shining locker-room upon a hill

surrogate
News Headline: “Trump surrogate Scottie Nell Hughes says ‘there’s no such thing
as facts.’ ”

Psssst.
You’re not supposed to say it out loud.

Candy from a. . . .

art-of-the-deal
News Headline: “Trump celebrates victory, touts job-saving Carrier deal.”
To review:
Carrier will receive $7 million in tax breaks.
It will keep a thousand or so jobs in Indiana.
It will still move another thousand jobs to Mexico.
Note to Donald Trump:
Boy, they must have seen you coming. . . .

Miracles in the news

jesus-statue
News Headline:Statue of Jesus only thing left standing in house burned by Tennessee wildfire.”
So Jesus managed to save himself,
As for everything else. . . .

This just in. . . .

never-end
News Headline: “The Trump campaign will never end.”
Can someone do something to cheer up our headline writers?