News Headline: “Trump surrogate Scottie Nell Hughes says ‘there’s no such thing
as facts.’ ”
You’re not supposed to say it out loud.
News Headline: “Trump celebrates victory, touts job-saving Carrier deal.”
Carrier will receive $7 million in tax breaks.
It will keep a thousand or so jobs in Indiana.
It will still move another thousand jobs to Mexico.
Note to Donald Trump:
Boy, they must have seen you coming. . . .
News Headline: “Statue of Jesus only thing left standing in house burned by Tennessee wildfire.”
So Jesus managed to save himself,
As for everything else. . . .