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From Poor QT’s Almanack

Timon of Athens performed at the Globe Theatre
On this day in history 23 years ago “Timon of Athen”s closed after only 37 performances on Broadway, which seems to have put Shakespeare in his place.

The shining locker-room upon a hill

surrogate
News Headline: “Trump surrogate Scottie Nell Hughes says ‘there’s no such thing
as facts.’ ”

Psssst.
You’re not supposed to say it out loud.

Candy from a. . . .

art-of-the-deal
News Headline: “Trump celebrates victory, touts job-saving Carrier deal.”
To review:
Carrier will receive $7 million in tax breaks.
It will keep a thousand or so jobs in Indiana.
It will still move another thousand jobs to Mexico.
Note to Donald Trump:
Boy, they must have seen you coming. . . .

Miracles in the news

jesus-statue
News Headline:Statue of Jesus only thing left standing in house burned by Tennessee wildfire.”
So Jesus managed to save himself,
As for everything else. . . .

This just in. . . .

never-end
News Headline: “The Trump campaign will never end.”
Can someone do something to cheer up our headline writers?