News Headline: “Trump effect: Oxford christens ‘post-truth’ the international
word of the year.”
Typically false. How dishonest they are. Very unfair! Sad.
The dictionaries have been rigged all along.
News Headline: “Paris Hilton reveals why she voted for Donald Trump.”
Has it been 3,437 days since Paris Hilton announced she was leaving public life?
Not that anyone is counting.
News Headline: “What will President Trump mean for America’s schools?”
We’ll just have to take him at his word:
“I love the poorly educated.”
Two gang members arrested in Australia used pig Latin as a code during phone conversations to defeat police surveillance, police said.
News Headline: “How Steve Bannon flattered and coaxed Trump on policies key to
Pay no attention to that white supremacist behind the curtain.
News Item: “. . . the amount of jobs created via small business can’t be understated. . . .”
News Item: “. . . Trump’s instinct to challenge the status quo in his own party can’t be understated. . . .”
News Item: “. . . the importance of breakfast can’t be understated. . . .”
So much for small business, Trump’s instinct and the importance of breakfast.
And is it past time for QT’s annual reminder that a “general consensus of opinion” is a general general opinion of opinion?
News Headline: “Woman with plastic fork chased sword-wielding robber.”
As we all know:
The only way to stop a bad guy with a sword is with a good woman with a plastic fork.
Ask the National Plastic Fork Association.
News Headline: “Cosmic ‘barcode’ from distant galaxy confirms Nature’s constancy.”
This story is reassuring for two reasons.
It tells us about the constancy of the universe.
It takes us as far away from Trump Tower as we can get.
News Item: “A contractor for Verizon Wireless has pulled a building permit to begin installing a cell tower inside the steeple of First Church. . . .”
And don’t think the sexting community isn’t grateful.