Why is everybody out to get the greatest president-elect in history?

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Donald Trump tweeting over the weekend:
In addition to winning the Electoral College in a landslide, I won the popular vote if you deduct the millions of people who voted illegally.”
QT is trying to remember.
What is that term for a person “characterized by systematized delusions of persecution or grandeur usually without hallucinations”?
No matter.
It’s just good that he supports a recount.

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And one more thing. . . .

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Happy (QT offers this statement without representation or warranty as to the effects or repercussions thereof upon any and all persons who might elect to celebrate the holiday as represented therein and with the understanding that any persons taking such actions without such representation or warranty do so with the express understanding that they have agreed to indemnify and hold QT harmless from the effects thereof) Thanksgiving!

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Turkeys in the news


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Rush Limbaugh regarding the message of Thanksgiving:
“The true story of Thanksgiving is how socialism failed. With all the–”
Oh, be quiet.
And while we’re at it, the annual reminder:
+ The thing below the turkey’s beak is the wattle.
+ The thing above the beak is a snood.
Happy Thanksgiving!

 

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QT Bureau of Waits and Half-Measures

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News Item: “. . . More than 35 million pounds of candy corn will be produced this year. That’s nearly 9 billion pieces–enough to circle the moon nearly four times if laid end-to-end. . . .”
Or think of the weight of 66,200 baby grand pianos, which, if laid end to end, would circle the moon 88 times.
If you are still trying to visualize it.

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Tomorrow belongs to. . . .

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Newx Headline: “Alt-right exults in Donald Trump’s election with a salute: ‘Heil victory.’ ”
News Headline: “Alt-right leader: ‘Hail Trump! Hail Victory! Hail our people.’ ”
Some in the alt-right say “Heil.”
Some say “Hail.
As it slowly dawns on the news media that calling it the alt-right is like calling Ebola the
alt-flu.

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