QT Early Warning System


News Headline: “Trucker hauling milk crashes into cow.”
News Headline: “NY man driving to pick up relative at jail gets arrested himself.”
The nation’s current irony outbreak, which was moving northeast into Vermont, has now veered west to Rochester, N.Y.
Canadian patrols are advised to be on alert.
Needless to say, the arrested man’s name is Rex Crooks.

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