News Headline: “Donald Trump: I could shoot somebody and not lose votes.”
News Headline: “Trump: Clinton could shoot somebody and not be arrested.”
Forget the nuclear button.
We should take a new look at his concealed-carry permit.
News Headline: “4 tornadoes touch down in Illinois, homes destoyed.”
Doug Dahlgren, a Chicago reader, writes:
“Tornadoes don’t touch down. Funnel clouds do. That’s when they become tornadoes.”
And while we’re at it, when did rain become a “precipitation event,” and when can we have rain back?
And. . . .
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News Headline: “Hillary Clinton calls many Trump backers ‘deplorables,’ and GOP pounces.”
As well it should.
We know Donald Trump’s supporters are bringing crime. They’re rapists. But some, we assume, are good people.
A Comedy Central writer describing TV guest Ann Coulter:
“Absolutely the worst human being I’ve ever worked with in my entire life.”
If it’s worth doing, it’s worth doing well.
News Headline: “Pence: Trump, like Reagan, has ‘core of humility.’ “
And let Donald Trump tell you, it’s a great core of humility.
Nobody has a better core of humility than Donald Trump.
News Headline: “Republicans seize on ‘Hacking Hillary’ coughing fit amid wild conspiracies about Clinton’s health.”
So now that the Birthers seem finally to be going away:
We have the Coughers.
News Headline: “Trump living large on donors’ dime.”
If we take into account the business history of con jobs and unpaid debts:
He always has.
The chief diversity officer at Clark University in Massachusetts has told students to avoid using the phrase “you guys” because it is not sufficiently inclusive of women.