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QT 2016 vote count countdown update

trump-eagle
News Headline: “Donald Trump said 12 false things on Saturday.”
News Headline: “Donald Trump said 11 false things Monday.”
News Headline: “Donald Trump said 18 false things on Tuesday.”
News Headline: “Donald Trump said 5 false things on Wednesday.”
News Headline: “Donald Trump said 6 false things on Thursday.”
Still down to single digits.
Is he saving himself for the debate?

From the QT news ticker

news-ticker
News Headline: “Man wanted on several warrants found in Terre Haute crawl space.”
Doug Dahlgren, a Chicago reader, still wonders what the warrants were doing in a crawl space.

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There was a crooked man. . . .

donald-trump

News Headline: “Donald Trump’s tax returns: 6 theories why he won’t release them.”
1. He is hiding the evidence of a lie he has told.
2. There is evidence of a lie he has told that he is hiding.
3. He is hiding the evidence of a number of lies he has told.
4. There is evidence of a number of lies he has told that he is hiding.
5. There are lies he has told that he doesn’t want the public to know about.
6. So he is hiding them.
See how easy?

QT Planetary Defense Coordination Office

space-station
News Headline: “Chinese space station out of control, will land–somewhere–next year.”
We move from QT DEFCON 5 to QT DEFCON 4.
News Headline: “You’re not to worry about Chinese space station falling from the sky.”
We are now at QT DEFCON 3.

Biding its time. . . .

buddy
News Headline: “Dog stabs woman in Colorado.”
Ron Laska, a Burbank, Ill., reader, repeats the question:
How well do you know your dog?
How well, really?

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We have seen the present, and it does not work

fresno-state
Fresno State University sponsored a campus retreat with no white students allowed as part of its program for campus inclusion.

QT 2016 vote count countdown update

trump-ill
News Headline: “Donald Trump said 12 false things on Saturday.”
News Headline: “Donald Trump said 11 false things Monday.”
News Headline: “Donald Trump said 18 false things on Tuesday.”
News Headline: “Donald Trump said 5 false things on Wednesday.”
Is he feeling all right?
Single digits are unlike him.
Or does he lack the strength and stamina to be president?

Frontiers of science

researchers
News Headline: “High-fat cheese may benefit health, study suggests.”
Keep up the good work, researchers!

Fifty shades of. . . .

dog-whistle
News Headline: “Trump surrogate accuses Obama of ‘otherness.’ “
Do the Eskimos have as many words for “snow” as the Republicans have for “black”?

QT Planetary Defense Coordination Office

lhc
News Headline: “Large Hadron Collider set to discover fifth dimension and doorway to other universes.”
What could possibly go wrong?