News Item: “Somewhere, in the deepest reaches of the cosmos, far from the safe confines of our home galaxy, the Milky Way, lies a monster. Slowly, inevitably, it is pulling. Over the course of billions of years, it draws us and everything near us closer to it. . . .”
This is happening on President Obama’s watch.
But Donald Trump will put up a wall.
And Alpha Centauri will pay for it.
As of the 30th dog day of summer, there have been no reports of a man biting a dog.
News Headline: “Dogs drive car into West Virginia Wal-Mart.”
There are 10 dog days to go.
QT Hawaii Kilauea Volcano (which has been slipping out to sea at the rate of 2 to 4 inches a year, giving rise to concern that it might suddenly slump, triggering a 1,000-foot ocean wave that would hit the continental United States) update
News Headline: “Mysterious ‘smiley face’ appears in Hawaiian volcano during eruption.”
There remains no need for concern.
Just put it out of your mind.