+ L.S., a Chicago reader, regarding another reader’s comment that a reported sausage theft might have organized-crime links, writes:
“The thieves were seen casing the area.”
+ John Pellegrini, a Grand Rapids, Mich., reader, writes:
“This was the work of immature brats.”
+ J.T., a Palm Springs, Calif., reader, writes:
“These were seasoned criminals.”
Stop it.
Stop it now.

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