From the QT police blotter

Chorizo Recipe Pork Sausage Eat with Tom


News Headline:
“Man faces fine after hitting car with jumbo sausage.”
News Headline: “Sausage thieves hit home as Palm Bay man sleeps, police say.”
T.D., a Chicago reader, writes:
“Police are looking into possible organized-crime links.”
Stop it.
Stop it now.

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