Monthly Archives: August 2016

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We’ll want some kind of certificate

Trump Mexico
News Item: “Donald Trump went to Mexico City without his press corps on Wednesday, leaving media organizations scrambling to get reporters on the ground to cover his joint press conference with the Mexican president. . . . “
This is assuming Trump actually went to Mexico.
He claims to have gone to Mexico.
And he was seen next to someone looking like the Mexican president.
But he needs to produce better evidence.
A lot of people are talking about it. . . .

QT Early Warning System

Louisiana Festival
News Headline: “Louisiana hopes to move forward with restoration now that
BP oil spill is settled.”

News Headline: “Shell oil spill near Louisiana dumps 90,000 gallons of crude.”
Two days remain until the 81st annual Louisiana Shrimp and Petroleum Festival.

QT Exploding Cell Phone Worldwide Pinpoint Locator

Cell Fire
12:17 pm. Friday, August 26, at 1305 K St. SW in Cedar Rapids, Iowa.

We have seen the present, and it does not work

Baseball Poetry
News Headline: “Enjoying the poetry of baseball in a game that suspends time.”
News Headline: “The White Sox will play at ‘Guaranteed Rate Field’ in 2017.”
Add the poetry of baseball to the list of things that aren’t what they used to be.

The Making of the President 2016nado!

Donald Trump
News Headline: “9 days, 11 positions: Donald Trump’s spectacular immigration flameout.”
If it’s worth doing, it’s worth doing well.

Breaking news. . . .

ISIS Spokesman

News Headline: “Senior ISIS leader, spokesman Adnani killed, reports say.”
As we are involved in mankind, any man’s death diminishes us.
Although some less than others.

QT Latest Carjacker Who Didn’t Know How to Work a Stick Shift Worldwide Pinpoint Locator

10:30 p.m. Sunday, August 28, in south Kansas City, Mo.

Status update

Facebook Office
News Headline: “Facebook fires human editors, algorithm immediately posts fake news.”
News Headline: “Facebook fires trending team, and algorithm without humans goes crazy.”

From the QT news ticker

News Ticker
News Headline: “Man taken to court for wearing traffic cone on his head.”
As reasonable a response as any to the news of the day.

QT all’s well that ends walls update

Trump Wall
News Headline: “Low tide opens possible walkway between Mexico and U.S.”
QT knows what you are thinking.
If Donald Trump’s wall keeps growing, even Mexico won’t be able to pay for it.
But Trump has thought it through.
He’s heard people talking about this Nigerian prince. . . .