News Headline: “Newt Gingrich: Test all Muslims in U.S. to see if they believe in Sharia.”
News Headline: “Sharia does not mean what Newt Gingrich thinks it means.”
And as long as we are it, add thinking to the list of things that aren’t what they used to be.
As of the 12th dog day of summer, there have been no reports of a man biting a dog.
But a dogfish bit a fisherman off the Massachusetts coast.
There are 28 dog days to go.
News Headline: “CNN announces convention plans, includes virtual reality experience.”
Kids, go get grandpa and ask him what it was like back when we preferred actual reality.
QT sunspot and solar wind update:
54 and 1,220,400 mph.
K.W., a Denver reader, regarding a news story about the hunt for a massive hog on the loose in California, which allowed another reader to theorize that police managed a breakthrough when one of the other hogs squealed, writes:
“The search ended when police reached a pork in the road.”
Stop it now.
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News Headline: “Bristol Palin shares photo of her daughter with gun.”
A reminder that the brain is not one of the organs necessary for human reproduction.
Chuck Todd on “Meet the Press” regarding the week just over:
“It’s too early to start making comparisons to 1968, but. . . .”
. . . but it’s too early to start making comparisons to 1968.
Today’s Birthdays: Thomas Bowdler, 261; J-hn Q–ncy -d-ms, 249; E. B. Wh-t-, 117.
As of the fifth dog day of summer, there have been no reports of a man biting a dog.
But a man punched a bear near Sudbury, Ontario.
While walking his dog.
There are 35 dog days to go.