As of the 17th dog day of summer, there have been no reports of a man biting a dog.
News Headline: “Plagiarism dogs Trump campaign.”
There are 23 dog days to go.
News Headline: “Humpback whale bumps paddleboarder playing flute.”
A reminder that these things happen in threes.
As of the 16th dog day of summer, there have been no reports of a man biting a dog.
But the ghostwriter of Donald Trump’s The Art of the Deal this week found it necessary to say he feels “a deep sense of remorse” that he helped “put lipstick on a pig” with”sociopathic tendencies” and “an incredibly short attention span” who is not “nearly as snart as people might imagine he is.”
Which should give us all paws.
There are 24 dog days to go.
News Headline: “Republican Convention is $6 million short of its fundraising goal.”
Donald Trump knows how to handle this..
All the Republicans need to do is declare bankruptcy.
News Headline: “Trump says he ‘doesn’t care’ Pence supported Iraq war, but Clinton not entitled to same mistake.”
Which isn’t to mention moral bankruptcy.
Today’s Birthdays: William Makepeace Thackeray, 205; Oscar Mayer Wienermobile, 80.
CNN announcement for coverage of this week’s Republican National Convention:
“TRUMP. . . ROCKS. . . CLEVELAND. . . .”
. . . and with polling updates from Sybil the Soothsayer.
As of the 13th dog day of summer, there have been no reports of a man biting a dog.
But a man bit two police officers in Melbourne, Fla.
There are 27 dog days to go.