News Item: “Trump Institute offered get-rich schemes with plagiarized lessons.”
News Item: “Melania Trump plagiarized her convention speech from Michelle Obama.”
Or do you have something against the Trump Brand?
As of the 16th dog day of summer, there have been no reports of a man biting a dog.
But the ghostwriter of Donald Trump’s The Art of the Deal this week found it necessary to say he feels “a deep sense of remorse” that he helped “put lipstick on a pig” with”sociopathic tendencies” and “an incredibly short attention span” who is not “nearly as snart as people might imagine he is.”
Which should give us all paws.
There are 24 dog days to go.
News Headline: “Republican Convention is $6 million short of its fundraising goal.”
Donald Trump knows how to handle this..
All the Republicans need to do is declare bankruptcy.
News Headline: “Trump says he ‘doesn’t care’ Pence supported Iraq war, but Clinton not entitled to same mistake.”
Which isn’t to mention moral bankruptcy.
Today’s Birthdays: William Makepeace Thackeray, 205; Oscar Mayer Wienermobile, 80.
CNN announcement for coverage of this week’s Republican National Convention:
“TRUMP. . . ROCKS. . . CLEVELAND. . . .”
. . . and with polling updates from Sybil the Soothsayer.
As of the 13th dog day of summer, there have been no reports of a man biting a dog.
But a man bit two police officers in Melbourne, Fla.
There are 27 dog days to go.
News Headline: “Paul Ryan: Trump will ‘endeavor to try’ to change his tone.”
It will take more than that.
At the least, Donald Trump will have to attempt to endeavor to try.
Which isn’t to mention the question of meds. . . .
News Headline: “Why party platforms still matter.”
Nothing has changed.
A political party still needs to state specifically what it won’t particularly do.
Beware the ides of National Women’s Motorcycle Month.