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Man Bites Dog
As of the 16th dog day of summer, there have been no reports of a man biting a dog.
But the ghostwriter of Donald Trump’s The Art of the Deal this week found it necessary to say he feels “a deep sense of remorse” that he helped “put lipstick on a pig” with”sociopathic tendencies” and “an incredibly short attention span” who is not “nearly as snart as people might imagine he is.”
Which should give us all paws.
There are 24 dog days to go.

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Chapter and worse

Trump-Pence
News Headline: “Republican Convention is $6 million short of its fundraising goal.”
Donald Trump knows how to handle this..
All the Republicans need to do is declare bankruptcy.
News Headline: “Trump says he ‘doesn’t care’ Pence supported Iraq war, but Clinton not entitled to same mistake.”
Which isn’t to mention moral bankruptcy.

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