As of the 26th dog day of summer, there have been no reports of a man biting a dog.
News Headline: “Clinton unleashes attack dog Kaine on Trump.”
News Headline: “Bernie Sanders supporters hound Mississippi Democratic delegates.”
There are 14 dog days to go.
News Headline: “Cloaked in secrecy, spy satellite launches into space.”
Add cloaking in secrecy to the list of things that aren’t what they used to be.
This is the third day in a row that there have been no sunspots observed on the sun.
But there remains no need for concern.
Just put it out of your mind.
News Headline: “Eliabeth Warren eviscerates Trump at 2016 DNC.”
News Headline: “Joe Biden eviscerates Trump at DNC.”
News Headline: “Michael Bloomberg eviscerates Donald Trump. . . .”
Don’t let yourself visualize–
Stephen Hawking on Donald Trump:
“He is a demagogue who seems to appeal to the lowest common denominator.”
Still awaiting Trump’s response to Stupid Steve.
News Item: “. . . Hillary Clinton squarely won the . . . .”
News Item: “. . . endorsed Clinton roundly. . . .”
Now if only she would stop triangulating.
News Headline: “It’s official: Trump ‘will not be releasing’ his tax returns.”
News Headline: “Six theories for why Donald Trump won’t release his tax returns.”
1. He is hiding something.
2. There is something he is hiding.
3. He is hiding a number of things.
4. There are a number of things he is hiding.
5. There are things he doesn’t want voters to see.
6. So he is hiding them.
As of the 24th dog day of summer, there have been no reports of a man biting a dog.
News Headline: “Trump proves he’s Putin’s lapdog.”
There are 16 dog days to go.
+ Donald Trump Jr. on Donald Trump’s business dealings with Russia:
“Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.”
+ A Donald Trump spokesman on Donald Trump’s business dealings with Russia:
“Mr. Trump does not have any business dealings with Russia.”
So at least that much is settled.
News Headline: “Michelle Obama to DNC: This country is already great.”
In related news, reports remain unverified that Donald Trump is changing his slogan to Make America Luxurious Again.