Monthly Archives: May 2016

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From Poor QT’s Almanack

CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS
On this day in history 514 years ago Christopher Columbus began his final voyage to the New World, which is something we know and he didn’t.

QT 2016 vote count countdown update

Marco Rubio
News Headline: “Marco Rubio: I support Trump even though he’s still
an ‘erratic con man.’ ”
The Republican Party will have to make do.
Donald Trump beat all the stable con men fair and and square.

The case for zero tolerance of modern school administrators

Edison High School
Edison High School in Fresno, Calif., has named 59 valedictorians.

QT Summer Travel Advisory

Ethnic Festival
Thirty-eight days remain until the Central Nebraska Ethnic Festival in
Grand Island.

The Making of the President 2016nado!

Donald Trump
News Headline: “Trump nomination would destroy GOP.”
News Headline: “Donald Trump’s economic plan would destroy U.S. economy.”
News Headline: “Donald Trump just declared his intent to destroy American democracy.”
Say this for Donald Trump:
He may not be overly intelligent.
But he can multi-task.

QT Man-Bites-Dog Worldwide Pinpoint Locator

Man Bites Dog
Shortly after 8:40 p.m. Wednesday, May 4, along  Avondale Drive in Clarksville, Tenn.

We have seen the present, and it does not work

Drew Faust
Harvard University President Drew Faust announcing  that students who belong to
male-only clubs will not be allowed to lead other campus organizations:
“A truly inclusive community requires that students have the opportunity to participate in the life of the campus free from exclusion on arbitrary grounds.”
Note to Harvard’s male-only clubs:
There is a way around this .
Refer to your club as an “affinity group.”
Then discriminate to your heart’s content.

QT loud guy at the end of the bar update

Donald Trump
News Headline: “Rand Paul: Donald Trump is an orange-faced windbag.”
News Headline: “Donald Trump changes his position on minimum wage yet again.”
In other  news, physicists continued  to study Trump’s ability to exist simultaneously in gaseous and liquid states..

Frontiers of science

Otto Stern

News Headline: “Drink coffee and wine for a healthy stomach, says new study.”
News Headline: “Eating chocolate every day ‘good for your health’–study.”
Keep up the good work, researchers!

Ted Cruz (R-Alberta) in the news

Ted Cruz
Rush Limbaugh regarding Ted Cruz:
“I think what happened is that another conservative messenger was systematically, piece by piece, destroyed.”
If it’s worth doing, it’s worth doing well.