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From Poor QT’s Almanack

Beware the ides of National Revise Your Work Schedule Month.

Frontiers of science

Resistant Infections
News Headline: “Donald Trump is impervious to fact-checking.”
News Headline: “Donald Trump is impervious to comedy.”
News Headline: “New innovations to combat resistant infections.”
Research continues.
But time is short

This just in. . . .

Python

News Headline: “12-foot python found in ladies room toilet.”
Republicans need not be alarmed.
The snake wasn’t transgender.

QT news you can use

Sunspots
QT sunspot and solar wind update:
72 and 889,200 mph.

From the QT news ticker

News Ticker
News Item: “. . . is froth with danger. . . .”
News Item: “. . . is froth with uncertainty. . . .”
News Item: “. . . was froth with challenges. . . .”
A reminder to be careful where you order your cappuccinos.

QT Early Warning System

Leap Second
The Sub-Bureau for Rapid Service and Predictions of Earth Orientation of the International Earth Rotation Service has announced there will be no leap second added to civil time at midnight June 30.
Plan accordingly.

QT Grammar R Us Seminar on the English Language

American Muslim
News Headline: “As an American Muslim, Donald Trump doesn’t scare me.”
So Trump’s secret is finally out.
News Headline: “Hillary Clinton says ‘I really could care less’ about Donald Trump calling her ‘crooked Hillary.’ “
What she meant was that she couldn’t care less.
But maybe she should care more.
Now that Trump’s Muslim secret is out. . . .

QT 2016 vote count countdown update

Marco Rubio
News Headline: “Marco Rubio: I support Trump even though he’s still
an ‘erratic con man.’ ”
The Republican Party will have to make do.
Donald Trump beat all the stable con men fair and and square.

The case for zero tolerance of modern school administrators

Edison High School
Edison High School in Fresno, Calif., has named 59 valedictorians.

QT Summer Travel Advisory

Ethnic Festival
Thirty-eight days remain until the Central Nebraska Ethnic Festival in
Grand Island.