Beware the ides of National Revise Your Work Schedule Month.
News Headline: “Donald Trump is impervious to fact-checking.”
News Headline: “Donald Trump is impervious to comedy.”
News Headline: “New innovations to combat resistant infections.”
But time is short
News Headline: “12-foot python found in ladies room toilet.”
Republicans need not be alarmed.
The snake wasn’t transgender.
QT sunspot and solar wind update:
72 and 889,200 mph.
News Item: “. . . is froth with danger. . . .”
News Item: “. . . is froth with uncertainty. . . .”
News Item: “. . . was froth with challenges. . . .”
A reminder to be careful where you order your cappuccinos.
The Sub-Bureau for Rapid Service and Predictions of Earth Orientation of the International Earth Rotation Service has announced there will be no leap second added to civil time at midnight June 30.
News Headline: “As an American Muslim, Donald Trump doesn’t scare me.”
So Trump’s secret is finally out.
News Headline: “Hillary Clinton says ‘I really could care less’ about Donald Trump calling her ‘crooked Hillary.’ “
What she meant was that she couldn’t care less.
But maybe she should care more.
Now that Trump’s Muslim secret is out. . . .
News Headline: “Marco Rubio: I support Trump even though he’s still
an ‘erratic con man.’ ”
The Republican Party will have to make do.
Donald Trump beat all the stable con men fair and and square.
Edison High School in Fresno, Calif., has named 59 valedictorians.
Thirty-eight days remain until the Central Nebraska Ethnic Festival in Grand Island.