QT politician-who-must-not-be-named update

Harry's Wand

News Headline: “J.K. Rowling defends Donald Trump’s right to be ‘offensive and
bigoted.’ “

As we all should.
But maybe Harry Potter’s wand could make a couple of small Trump adjustments:
Tarantallegra!
Langlock!
First we make him start dancing.
Then we glue his tongue to the roof of his mouth.
There. That’s better.

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