News Headline: “Weasel chews through power cable, puts LHC experiments on hold.”
But we won’t let a stupid weasel stop us. . . .
Enterprise High School in Enterprise, Ala., has named 31 valedictorians.
News Headline: “20 billion Earth-like planets may exist in our galaxy.”
And we get the one with Cruz-Fiorina.
News Headline: “Department of Justice to award $1.75 million to help justice-involved youth find housing and jobs.”
In other news, New York City police announced the justice-involvements of 120 in the largest gang takedown in city history. . . .
A robbery suspect fleeing in Washington D.C. attempted to escape arrest by jumping over a White House fence, police said.
News Headline: “Bill Cosby loses appeal.”
Has he ever.
News Headline: “Trump delivers a foreign policy speech–with a teleprompter!”
And still managed to blither.
The man is a pro.
News Headline: “One taken into custody after school shooting threat.”
News Headline: “Police lock down high school, search for suspected gunman.”
News Headline: “High schools review security after prom shooting.”
Happy Graduation from the National Rifle Association!
Forty-three days remain until the World Pork Expo in Des Moines, Ia.
More than 20,000 visitors are expected at the “world’s largest pork-specific event.”