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QT Early Warning System

Sushi Python
News Headline: “Angry man throws 13-foot python in sushi restaurant.”
A reminder that these things happen in threes.

The Making of the President 2016nado!

GOP Campaign
News Headline: “Poll: 6 in 10 Republicans embarrassed by GOP race.”
. . . and might consider being embarrassed by the 4 in 10 Republicans who aren’t.

Modern education + the criminal mind =

It did not occur to a man who set out to steal security cameras in Louisville, Ky., that he might be caught on video, police said.

Breaking news. . . .

Man in Tree
News Headline: “Trump and Cruz shift to trench warfare.”
News Headline: “Seattle man climbs giant tree and refuses to come down.”
As reasonable a response as any.

From Poor QT’s Almanack

Day of Happiness
The United Nations International Day of Happiness was two days ago.
QT neglected to report it.
How do you think QT feels?

You betcha

Today - Season 62

News Headline:
“Is reality TV finally in decline?”
News Headline: “Sarah Palin is getting her own courtroom reality-TV show.”
Asked and answered.

QT loud guy at the end of the bar update

Elizabeth Warren
News Headline: “Elizabeth Warren calls Donald Trump a ‘loser.’ ”
No, no.
The way to take on Donald Trump is not to imitate his personal insults.
That plays right into his tiny hands.

Civilization as we know it in the news

Natural Disasters
News Headline: “Four terrifying disasters waiting to happen.”
The nice thing about a disaster: It can be patient.



News Headline: “Twitter on its 10th birthday confirms 140-character limit to stay.”
As we briefly note our diminished attention spans before moving quickly on
to something else:
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a tweet.

In other news. . . .

Whither the GOP
News Headline: “Glenn beck spotlights child fasting for Ted Cruz in Utah.”
News Headline: “Woman charged with slapping horse at Trump rally.”
News Headline: “Whither the GOP?”
Thither and yon, from the look of it.