News Headline: “Donald Trump says he’d bring back waterboarding and
‘much worse’ for terrorists.”
News Headline: “Trump supporter makes bomb, threatens to kill Muslims,
gets 90 days in jail.”
The two stories seemed to go together, for some reason.
News Headline: “NRA rewrites classic fairy tales to include guns.”
Deep Woods Police meanwhile were seeking a fugitive dwarf in the mass shooting of six other dwarfs.
A shocked Snow White told investigators that Bashful was a quiet dwarf who had kept to himself. . . .
News Item: “. . . only 3 in 10 Americans believe that the nation’s process for electing a new presidents is functional. . . .”
Finally, a reliable indicator of how many Americans aren’t paying any attention at all.
News Headline: “Donald Trump retweets wife comparison with Ted Cruz.”
MSNBC analystN ancy Giles regarding this latest campaign issue:
“Since when did a presidential campaign become a matter of who has the best-looking babe at his side? There’s no ad of guys running for president, standing seductively with their shirts off or pants down or–”
Do not let yourself visualize Trump and Cruz with their–
Loyal readers know that MeTV’s “Svengoolie” is QT’s second favorite TV horror-comedy show after “Meet the Press.”
This Saturday night it will be even better than “Meet the Press.”
That is because it will feature QT and sons Bryant (left) and Zach throwing rubber chickens at
You will not see QT and sons during the historic moment.
But you will see the chickens–shortly after Svengoolie tells a joke having to do with the name of the movie, “The Invisible Man.”
And it is not known if the videotape will show the thrown chicken that ended up beaning Svengoolie.
Zach swears it was an accident.
But you should have heard the joke.
News Headline: “Syrian refugees rescue anti-refugee German politician after
he crashes car.”
What will these people try next?