News Headline: “Nearly 20 percent of Donald Trump supporters disapprove of Lincoln freeing the slaves.”
The Trump phenomenon continues.
What can possibly explain it?
News Headline: “This is what a CT scan of a bumblebee’s brain looks like.”
News Headline: “Why are plane windows round?”
A reporter’s mind wanders on a slow news day.
News Headline: “Meerkat expert cleared of assaulting monkey handler in fight over
Doesn’t your life seem simpler now?
News Headline: “Sea levels rose faster last century than in previous 2,700 years.”
News Headline: “Republicans reject climate change fears.”
News Headline: “Bacteria can see.”
News Headline: “Venus flytraps can count.”
But not the Republicans, evidently.
News Headline: “Hillary campaign throws Chelsea under the bus.”
News Headline: “Ted Cruz throws communications director under the bus.”
News Headline: “Trump calls Clinton ‘disloyal’ for throwing Sanders ‘under the bus.’ ”
News Headline: “Nation faces critical election-year bus shortage.”
Sorry. Made the last one up.
News Headline: “North Korea’s nuclear tests ‘could jolt volcano back to life.’ ”
Something you don’t want to hear from a nuclear power:
“Hold my beer, and watch this.”
News Headline: “Robbery suspect with meat cleaver thwarted by victim with rubber mallet, police say.”
As we all know:
The only way to stop a bad guy with a meat cleaver is with a good guy with a rubber mallet.
Ask the National Rubber Mallet Association.
News Headline: “Drunk monkey armed with knife chases bar patrons.”
A reminder that these things happen in threes.
News Headline: “Trump: I ‘always felt that I was in the military’ at military school.”
News Headline: “Trump in ’97: Avoiding VD while sleeping around similar to serving in Vietnam.”
As we hear again from the face Gen. Patton never had the chance to slap.